After so long.. i think it's okay to have a test...
quite simple..
DO IT!
test:
Take a piece of paper and write down the answers.. The analysis is in the end....
请拿出一张纸一支笔把你的答案写下来，结论就在后面。
Situation: 场景：
You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there...
你在森林的深处，你向前走，看见前面有一座很旧的小屋。
(1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed)
这个小屋的门现在是什么状态？（开着/关着）
(2) You enter the hut and see a table... What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)
你走进屋子里看见一张桌子, 这个桌子是什么形状的？（圆形/椭圆形/正方形/长方形/三角形）
(3) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty)
在桌子上有个花瓶，瓶子里有水，有多少水在花瓶里？（满的/一半/空的）
(4) And what is the vase made of? (Glass/porcelain/clay) (metal/plastic/wood)
这个瓶子是由什么材料制造的？ （玻璃/陶瓷/泥土）（金属/塑料/木头）
(5) You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...
What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)
你走出屋子，继续向森林深处前进，你看见远处有瀑布飞流直下，请问水流的速度是多少？（你可以从0—10任意选一个）
(6) Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys...
How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)
过了一会，你走过瀑布，你站在坚硬的地面上，你看见地上有金光闪烁，你弯腰拾起来，是一个带着钥匙的钥匙链。有多少把钥匙拴在上面，你可以任意选一个数字（从1到10）
(7)You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.
What is the condition of the castle? (Old/new)
你继续向前走，试着找出一条路来，突然你发现眼前有一座城堡。这个城堡是什么样的？（旧的/新的）
(8) You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...Will you pick up the jewel? (YES/NO)
你走进城堡，看见一个游泳池，黑暗的水面上飘浮着很多闪闪发光的宝石，你会捡起这些宝石吗？（是/不）
(9)Next to the murky pool... there's another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...
Will you pick the money? (YES/NO)
在这个黑暗的游泳池旁边还有一座游泳池。清澈的水面上飘浮着很多枚钱币。你会捡起这些钱币吗？（是/不）
(10) Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle.
Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground.
What is the size of the box? (small/medium/big)
你走到城堡的尽头有一个出口，你继续向前走走出了城堡。在城堡外面，你看见一座大花园，你看见地面上有一个箱子。这个箱子是多大尺寸的？（小/中/大）
(11) What is the material of the box? (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
这个箱子是什么材料做的？ （硬纸板/纸/木头/金属）
(12) There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box, What is the bridge made of?
(metal/wooden/rattan)
花园里还有一座桥就在离着箱子的不远处。桥是什么材料建造的？（金属/木头/藤条）
(13)Across the bridge, there is a horse. What is the colour of the horse? (white/grey/brown/black)
走过这座桥，有一匹马。马是什么颜色的？（白色/灰色/褐色/黑色）
(14)What is the horse doing? (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)
马正在做什么？（安静地站着/吃草/在附近奔跑）
(15) OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
哦，不！离马很近的地方突然刮起了一阵龙卷风。你三种选择。
（1） 跑过去藏在箱子里？
（2） 跑过去藏在桥底下？
（3） 跑过去骑马离开？
Here are the interpretations:
好了，这就是我们的结论：
(1)
The door:
opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself
门：
门如果是开着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿与别人分享的人
门如果是关着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿一个人去做的人
(2)
The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust them completely
圆形/椭圆形—总有一些朋友陪伴着你，你完全地信任并接受他们。
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency
正方形/长方形—你在交朋友的时候有点挑剔，你只是和那些你认为比较熟悉的朋友有一些来往。
Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life.
三角形—在对待朋友的问题上，你是一个真正的非常吹毛求疵的人，所以你的生活里没有许多朋友。
(3) Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you! :)
瓶子里的水
空的——你目前的生活很不满意。
一半——你的生活只有一半达到你的理想。
满的——你对目前的生活非常满意。
(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
瓶子的质地：
玻璃/泥土/陶瓷——在生活里你是一个脆弱而需要得到照顾的人。
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life
金属/塑料/木头——你在生活里是一个强者。
(5) Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can't live without sex...
水流速度：
0— 你根本没有性欲
1— 4你的性欲很低
5— 中等水平的性欲
6— 9很强的性欲
10— 哇噻！你有超强的性欲，生活里没有性根本不行。
(6) Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
钥匙：
1—生活中你只有一个好朋友。
2— 5生活中你有一些好朋友。
6—10生活中你有许多好朋友。
(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it's still fresh in your heart.
城堡：
旧的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段不好的和不值得纪念的关系。
新的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段很好的交往现在仍然鲜活的驻留在你心里。
(8) The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.
NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.
从脏水的游泳池里捡宝石：
是—当你的伴侣在你身边时，你依然和周围的人调情。
不—当你的伴侣在你身边里，你绝大多数时间只会围着他/她转。
(9) The money from the clear water pool:
YES - when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her, not flirting around with others.
从清澈的游泳池里捡钱币：
是——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你会和周围的人调情。
不——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你也会忠实于他/她，不和周围的人调情。
(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego
箱子的大小
小—不自负
中等—比较自负
大—非常自负
(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining)– humble personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality
箱子的材料（从表面看）
硬纸/纸/木头（不闪光）——谦虚的性格
金属——骄傲而顽固的性格
(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends
桥的材料
金属——和朋友有非常紧密的联系
木头——和朋友有比较紧密的联系
藤条——周围没有很好的朋友
(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.
black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.
马的颜色：
白色——你的伴侣在你心目中非常纯洁而美好。
灰色/褐色——你的伴侣在你心目中的位置一般。
黑色——你的伴侣在你心目中好像根本不怎么样，甚至还很坏。
(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.
马的动作：
安静/吃草——你的伴侣是一个顾家的，谦虚的人。
在附近奔跑——你的伴侣是一个非常狂野的人。
15）This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
这是最后一个问题但也是最重要的问题。对了，故事的结尾是一阵龙卷风，
你怎么去做呢？这里提供了三种选择：
(i) 跑过去藏在箱子里面？
(ii) 跑过去藏在桥下面？
(iii) 跑过去骑上马走？
What will you choose?
Now, the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner
那么什么是你的选择呢？
现在，我们看看上面的这些事物代表的是什么：
龙卷风——你生活中的麻烦
箱子——你自己
桥——你的朋友
马——你的伴侣
(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met with problems.
（i）如果你选择箱子，你无论何时遇到麻烦你都会自己解决。
（ii）或者你选择桥，无论何时你遇到麻烦你都有将去找你的朋友一起解决。
（iii）又或者你选择的最后一个马，你寻找的伴侣是你无论何时遇到麻烦都要和他/她一起去面对。
So if you think this is worth to take some time to send it to your friends, then you are a friend indeed.Or you think it is kind of true, you can also send it to your friends cause you are true too.
那么如果你认为花一些时间把这个传送给你的朋友是有价值的，那么你是一个真正的朋友。或者你认为这只有一项是真的,你仍愿意发给你的朋友, 证明你同样是一个真正的朋友。
Now.. I wonder.. what kind of person are you?
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~Morbid-Dreamer~
Cina dianggap sebagai pendatang? Issue ini telah menjadi berita yang hangat pada bulan September yang lepas. Adakah ini benar? Ya tidak dinafikan Cina dan India ialah sebagai pendatang tetapi orang melayu juga merupakan pendatang. Anda mesti tertanya-tanya mengapa menyatakan begini. Orang cina dan orang india merupakan pendatang kerana mereka dibawah masuk ke Malaysia oleh British untuk kegiatan ekonomi mereka ini lah sebabnya. Tetap mengapa orang melayu menganggap mereka sendiri sebagai bumiputera? Orang Melayu juga merupakan pendatang kerana orang melayu juga tidak berasal daripada Malaysia mengapa diberi sama taraf dengan bumiputera sebenar dalam perlembagaan.
Dalam Sejarah Malaysia menyatakan bahawa orang melayu berhijrah daripada Yunan 3000 tahun dahulu. Dalam kata yang lain orang melayu juga merupakan Pendatang. Mengapa harusnya kita kutuk sesama sendiri? Kita sebagai penduduk Malaysia, kita bukan diadili melalui kulit kita,asal usul kita tetapi kualiti yang terdapat pada sesuatu orang tersebut. Jangan cemburu terhadap kepada seseorang itu kerana kekayaan atau kebahagian seseorang itu. Anda juga boleh milikinya dengan kerja keras dan usaha sendiri.Disebabkan cemburu kepada seseorang menyebabkan berlakunya kemarahan dan kebencian dengan faktor menyebabkan peperangan.
Pihak Keajaan Malaysia sepatutnya mencontohi negara jiran kita seperti Singapore, wang kertas terdapat pelbagai bahasa ini telah menunjukkan begitu harmoninya mereka hidup dalam sesebuah negara. Selain itu tentang bangsa pula mengapa kita harus membezakan adakah ini kesilapan teknikal? Kita patut mengguna satu bangsa sahaja ia itu bangsa Malaysia seperti di Indonesia.Ini dapat mengukuhkan kesetiaan kepada negara. Cubalah membuka mata dan fikir untuk membuat apa yang dipatut.
Ini tiada kaitan dengan perkauman,ini cuma nak menyedarkan orang yang masih fikir dengan matang lagi. Kalau sesiapa yang rasa pedasnya,cubalah fikir adakah anda buat dengan betul?
Attention The Last Will's fans : This is not not something to wrong any party, this video is for you to watch on ponder...
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone
that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .......she said she had
just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared
a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had bee n taken
to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke
at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps
Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die.... they end up in a helpless,
hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours
he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said
the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting
the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read
and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately,
the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe
brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple
questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks,
call 911 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out
his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the
other, that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to
10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
Take a look...you won't believe your eyes!!Now,
Is there anything more attractive than a guy who can make women laugh? A guy with a winning humor also wins the hearts of women, and that’s because women love to laugh. Women are tired of men who try too much. It’s a common mistake for men to think that women fall for impressive jobs, savings account, and a sexy body. These work sometimes. Humor, on the other hand, works all the time.
A person, regardless of gender, enjoys good company. Just think, how many times have you heard women say that they like their men because they (men) make them (women) laugh?
Before you start cracking your jokes, try a few ones on her and study her reaction. Is she sensitive to racism, sexism and the likes? The humor in some popular jokes comes from such issues so make sure you know what makes her laugh. And have ready jokes in your head. A depressed person will laugh at almost anything so even your corny jokes are worth a shot sometimes.
One of the key things about laughter is that when you’re funny, it presents you as the kind of person who’s fun to be with – the kind of person who sees the bright side of life.
Hmm ISA? Why bloggers still unders this rule like our top bloggers Raja Petra?
In the Perlembagaan of Malaysia,we have the freedom to voice out out thoughts,our feelings except racial issue. But why our country miss use the law?
We are a democratic country,we have the rights to do everything we like of course must fellow the Law that have been set. In this few years our government miss use the power or the rights. May be of corruption or wrong decision, who knows? A lot protest have going on in our country,should we mansuhkan ISA? Any opinion,any idea?
We shouldn't miss use the rights of this law,because of this issue the nation protest to our government how do you want to improve the country with the protest of the nation,chaos everywhere. So please use up your logic sense,dont come with your personal problem,nation first then you.
Taxi one of the most bullshit transport. Can you believe it government always say that Taxi are following the meters. Nah don't always do something useless and say we will take action on it
Go and read your nenek moyang nasihat and come to work bak kata perkataan Nasi Sudah Jadi Bubur. Go and understand then come and do the job. Everything you say you will do but end up with what seperti batuk di tepi tangga. See I also understand about the peribahasa. So wake up and work, dont wait for the people complain. Ya I know you a lot of filthy money sitting nice car. Still want to say we must support our national car bull shit(except Pak Lah you get my respect sitting perdana) don't come and lie to us. God give us eye to see,ear to listen,body to work and brain to think. We know what are you doing,we just give you chance to do better only. But now what you have do a great things for us. Dont think as a sensitive issue, I have no motive with the politic,I just want the country to come up. I post this thing is not to critic the government but to express my feeling.May be I got wrong, I say sorry 1st but it wont stop me to blog,I will do my job as a blogger to make world better
By- The city boy
Me and a colleague of mine was travelling in the LRT last night when we come across this really young couple. I’d say they’re in their late teens or 2o’s wanna-be. They can’t wait to be “matured“.
They were basically glued to each other. Some gave them the stares. But, they didn’t care.
I just hope the LRT management could do something. Sue them maybe. Put up some “Dilarang berkelakuan sumbang di dalam tren” or something along the line.Go Find a room lar..
what say you?
or are you one of “them” …, spare us the eye-torture.
behave, would you?
BeBo..
Hmm Football,what a beautiful games in the world because it need team work from each and other. This game is treasure that pass down from few century ago. Anytime when we say about soccer we are proud with our country but not Malaysia.
I don't want to put Malaysia football team photo because it more towards to insulting,but I don't care. If you want to sues me at court come on I didn't put anything about ISA.
Past few years ago in the 80s soccer in Malaysia is damn good we send before our team to Russia but now nothing that our soccer team represent our country.
Our Football association should something to make our soccer to another level.Stop with the fucking corruption things. We are nothing in soccer if this still go on.So shut your bloody mouth and start taking action. So we all expect something for it,not because of the corruption.
So let me finish with a sentence : We are kaki bola,but we also are kaki bangku
LOL.. I just saw the display picture.. wahahaha.. so cute... MUST be the work of God of Crap..
it's really cute...
hehe^^
er.. alamak!.. i forgot what i wanted to say.. shoot!
never mind la.. i can still comment on the display pictures right?
wahahaha
3 little skeleton boys.. keke^^
we cause chaos and mayham! BEWARE! AWAS! BERJAGA! BERHATI-HATI!
what la me? gone siao! haha..
ok la.. i guess that's all..
i'm really sleepy and tired..
boo-boo
nani-nani-pu-pu
Hello BeBo here...
Due to development the bridge will demolish next week..
I dont know it true or not...
maybe it a rumour spread by the wind...
I hope so..
the bridge very helpful to me...
because i scared to cross the road..
maybe because phobia...lol..(serious)
I realy hope the brige will not demolish..
maybe just a renovation...
ok then..
be careful using the bridge...
dont jump or play around at bridge..
hehe...safety first.
Hi there is now my time to crap.Ha ha.Let me control this blog for while.
This time I have found something interesting, I think so. Then I use my phone to take this photo and share to all of you readers and fans.He He . Will We get Fans on this blog. I hope so. Hmm should I start my crapping.
Ha ha I didn't realize I already start my crapping. Sorry my talented skill.Okay Okay now start my sharing to you all. What do you all want to know? Ha ha. How silly I am?Of course about the picture I take.This photo I take near by a Light Rail Transport(LRT)
Now days finding a rental house is very hard.Especially of gloom economics in this year and coming year,but anything related to open minded?? What the hell is the owner thinking?Why need open minded?Anything must related to that I hope not. Open minded got a lot of thing you can thing especially Aham Aham you understand yourself.If really don't know leave down your email annd comment,we will reply you as fast as possible. Ha ha. How do you know that the person open minded?Can you judge by the face?Dont make me laugh. What a strange owner? So what next a guy must have four wife? What a crazy world.If the owner of this rental reading please explain to us what do you mean by open minded,why is it necessary? so I will crap until here afterwards my fellow friend will kill me because I craps until so long. Still want crapping and intresting stuff please wait for the next post, I will find something soon as fast as possible. For now until here bye bye he he still want to crap somemore eventhough until the end.
By-God of craps
hm.. hello... I'm who i am.. the Morbid-Dreamer....
WAHAHAHA.. THIS IS ME!
i vomit blood a few days ago.. so i guess i'm gonna die soon.. WAHAHAHA.. thinking about death is my speciality...
the best way to die is to die in your sleep...
if u cant'... i've got alot more ways...
but i'm not gonna share them... i want mine(my death) to be special....
but too bad.. In this blog.. non of us are allowed to put up any photoes of ourselves which are recognisable to anyone.. so you wont get to see me... WAHAHAHA
err... i guess that's all WAHAHAHA...
CIAO!
~Morbid-dreamer
^^
Before marriage....
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
By BeBo
Ha ha.This blog been created by most popular people.1st by the god of craps,2nd morbid-dreamer last but not least Bebo.This blog is created because we love blogging,we want blog what we see,what we listen and what we do for the sake of the world,just joking ha ha,just want to share our thought and express our feeling to the world ha ha.We just want have fun for blogging and know more friend,if anyone is interested to join our gang you are mostly welcome,we need your opinion and your ideas to serve the world for a better future for the next generation. Please support us,your support mostly appreciate
